Nōn (ita mē dī ament) quicquam rēferre putāvī,
utrumne ōs an cūlum olfacerem Aemiliō.
Nīlō mundius hoc, nihilōque immundius illud,
vērum etiam cūlus mundior et melior:
nam sine dentibus est. Hic dentīs sēsquipedālīs, 5
gingīvās vērō ploxenī habet veteris,
praetereā rictum quālem diffissus in aestū
mēientis mūlae cunnus habēre solet.
Hic futuit multās et sē facit esse venustum,
et nōn pistrīnō trāditur atque asinō? 10
Quem sīqua attingit, nōn illam posse putēmus
aegrōtī cūlum lingere carnificis?
vocabulary
cūlus cūlī m.: anus
olfaciō –acere –ēcī –actum: smell
Aemilius –iī m.: Roman nomen gentile
nihilum/nīlum nihilī/nīlī n.: nothing; abl. w/ adv. Force, an emphatic form of non: not at all
immundus –a –um: unclean
vērum: adversative conj., assenting to what has been said but adding a qualification: but in fact, but, actually
dēns dentis m.: tooth 5
sesquipedālis –e: one and a half feet long
gingīva gingīvae f.: the gums
ploxenum –ī n.: the body of a carriage
rictus –ūs m.: an open mouth
diffindō –ere –fidī –fissus: split
aestus aestūs m.: heat, hot weather; swell (of the sea), flood; tumult
meiō meiere mixī mictus: urinate, make water; ejaculate
mūla –ae f.: a she mule
cunnus –ī m.: vulva, the female pudenda (cf. Eng. cunt)
futuō –uere –uī –ūtum: have sex with, fuck; copulate
venustus –a –um: lovely, attractive, charming; graceful, pretty, neat
pistrīnum –ī n.: mill 10
asinus –ī m.: ass, donkey
attingō attingere attigī attāctus: touch; touch upon (in speaking), mention
aegrotus –a –um: diseased
lingō lingere linxī linctum: lick
carnifex –icis m.: executioner; scoundrel