Pēdīcābō ego vōs et irrumābō,
Aurēlī pathice et cinaede Fūrī,
quī mē ex versiculīs meīs putāstis,
quod sunt molliculī, parum pudīcum.
Nam castum esse decet pium poētam 5
ipsum, versiculōs nihil necesse est;
quī tum dēnique habent salem ac lepōrem,
sī sunt molliculī ac parum pudīcī,
et quod prūriat incitāre possunt,
nōn dīcō puerīs, sed hīs pilōsīs 10
quī dūrōs nequeunt movēre lumbōs.
Vōs, quod mīlia multa bāsiōrum
lēgistis, male mē marem putātis?
Pēdīcābō ego vōs et irrumābō.
vocabulary
pēdīcō –āre –āvī –ātum: sodomize, bugger, or inflict anal sex upon a person (sts. as a way of humiliating him)
irrumō irrumāre irrumāvī irrumātus: to force someone to give oral sex (fellatio), as a means of humiliating him
Aurēlius –iī m.: belonging to the Roman gens Aurelia
pathicus –a –um: a pathic or catamite, one who submits to anal sex
cinaedus –a –um: a catamite or passive homosexual, one who submits to anal intercourse; an effeminate male
Fūrius –iī m.: Roman nomen gentile
versiculus versiculī m.: light verse, a short line of verse, epigrammatic verse (dim. of versus)
quod: because, the fact that
molliculus (mollicellus) –a –um: somewhat voluptuous, unmanly, or erotic (dim. of mollis)
pudīcus –a –um: chaste, decent, sexually modest
sāl salis m.: salt; fig., of a quality that gives character and flavor, wit; by metonymy, the sea 7
lepor lepōris m.: charm, grace, wit; term of endearment
prūriō prūrīre: itch, tingle; have a sexual craving, be sexually excited
incitō incitāre incitāvī incitātus: incite, provoke, stir
pilōsus –a –um: hairy, shaggy 10
nequeō nequīre nequiī/nequīvī nequitum: to be unable (to)
lumbus lumbī m.: groin, pl. loins
bāsium bāsī(ī) n.: a kiss
mās maris: a male